1)Can’t
talk, telepathy only!
2)Read
books instead of reading my status!
3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4)Congratulations!!My
tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation
5)Don’t
take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
6)WARNING!!
I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s
amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day
fit exactly the length of newspaper
8)My
“last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
9)A black
cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what
a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long
time!!
10)In
victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When
it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12)I
hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13)Don’t
get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14)Some
people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i
have.
15)Everybody
is so happy….I hate that.
16)I
Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ;)
17)Do
you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my
intelligence???
18)Who
care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)I
had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
20)Hey,you
are reading my status again??
21)When
I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe
right.Just look.
22)When
I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)I’m
just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
24)If
I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not
finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A
book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still
thinking.
26)we
men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some
support and some freedom.
27)sometimes
the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a
lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The
only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we
live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)life
is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing
nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
33)light
travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until
they speak.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t
copy my status
35)People
say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face,
remember I have a reason. ;-)
36)80%
of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37)If
you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38)I
love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39)The
difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its
limits.
40)AwesoME
ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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