55 Best Whatsapp Status ' Quotes '

55 Best Whatsapp Status ' Quotes '

•  Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

•  War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

•  The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

•  You can't be late until you show up.

•  Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions  anyway.

•  Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet..!

•  Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it  telling us to sit down and shut up.

•  I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

•  When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No  one says I'm fantastic.

•  Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.

•  Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

•  They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while    riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

•  That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like  "Damm this shit lets work at McDonald's".

•  Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

•  Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

•  I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

•  I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I  can buy the ingredients?

•  I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

•  I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

•  When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

•  The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

•  One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

•  Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

•  Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

•  I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

•  Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

•  The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

•  People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

•  When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

•  The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

•  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the  husband!

•  I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

•  I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

•  Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have  been finished 10 minutes ago?

•  Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

•  Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same  thing.

•  I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

•  The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

•  The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what  you’re watching.

•  Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and  Pull.

•  If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt  it down & kill it.

•  God is really creative, i mean...Just look at me.

•  Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

•  Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink  not a dead body.

•  Oooooh, That's a bit too Kunal. Let me put a `LOL` at the end of it.

•  Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

•  I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

•  Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

•  When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

•  Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.!!

•  Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

•  The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

• Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

• It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.

• Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!