Funny whatsapp status

1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!

2)Read books instead of reading my status!

3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

4)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation

5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper

8)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ;)

17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

20)Hey,you are reading my status again??

21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

29)The only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.

30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish

33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

TOP 50

Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ....Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai :(

अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है.... तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है...

мy ғavorιтe тнιng aвoυт ѕcнool ιѕ ѕιттιng wιтн мy ғrιend & ғlιppιng тнroυgн a тeхтвooĸ poιnтιng aт υgly pιcтυreѕ & ѕayιng “тнaт’ѕ yoυ”.!! :D

When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है ... जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं...

जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.

Taaѕн ĸe paттo мe ιĸĸa aυr zııŋdgı мe ѕıĸĸa..+ ⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩ jaв cнalтa нa! ŋa тo Ðυŋıya ѕalaaм тнoĸтı нaı.....iii

मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज, में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं....

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

We don't have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!

कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!

Dear time, more weekend please!

Not always 'Available'.. Try your Luck..

कैसे बनेगा अमीर वो हिसाब का कच्चा बूढा भिखारी, जो बस एक रुपये के बदले सिग्नल पे खड़ा बेशकीमती दुआए दे देता है।


If I trust you, then remember, My trust and your bones. Will get broken simultaneously. :D

छुपा लूंगा तुझे इसतरह से बाहों में;हवा भी गुज़रने के लिए इज़ाज़त मांगे;हो जाऊं तेरे इश्क़ में मदहोश इस तरह;कि होश भी वापस आने के इज़ाज़त मांगे.

Dusaro की अपेक्षा अगर आपको सफलता, यदि देर से मिले तो निराश नही होना चाहिये क्योँकि मक़ान बनने से ज्यादा समय महल बनने मेँ लगता है||

ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।

Do a bit for people who want to see you smile, they'll do everything to make you smile. :)

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो...!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है...!!

खोने की दहशत और पाने की चाहत न होती, तो ना ख़ुदा होता कोई और न इबादत होती .

जरूरत और चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है... कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है !!!!

★ιѕнq кα đαѕтυя нι кυ¢н αιѕα h★ ★Jσ ιѕкσ jαη Ļєтα h★ ★ує ѕαĻα υѕι кι jααη Ļє Ļєтα н★

इश्क ओर दोस्ती मेरे दो जहान है,इश्क मेरी रुह, तो दोस्ती मेरा ईमान है,इश्क पर तो फिदा करदु अपनी पुरी जिंदगी,पर दोस्ती पर, मेरा इश्क भी कुर्बान है

Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !

Plzzzz Call Me .... Whatsapp only When u don't expect reply from Me ...

уσυ cαn вє єνєяутнιng ιn lιғє вυт тнє ιмρσятαnт тнιng ιѕ тσ вє α gσσđ ρєяѕσn. :))

ι ηєvєя яєjєcτ αηγbσđγ ιη мγ Lιfє • βcσz • Gσσđ ρєяsση gιvє мє нαρριηєs... αηđ βαđ ρєяsση gινє мє Єχρєяιєηcє...

Friends r honest with each other, even if the truth hurts

When a river overflows, fishes eat ants... But, when water dries, the ants eat fish' Lifegives chance to everyone, just wait for ur turn.:)

You don't ask a girl if you can kiss her, you make yourself special enough for her that you kiss her and she says thank you. :))

Hats off to your courage if you've hurt the heart of someone who truly loved you, without expecting anything in return except love .

कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...iii

Whenever I find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock!!!

You know what hurts so much ? Its when someone made you feel special yesterday but makes you feel like you're a nobody today.!!

Itz Easy To Act As Loving , , To One Whom We Really Do Not Love . . But Itz Harder To Act As Not Loving To The One , ,Whom We Really Love !


मुकद्दर में लिखा के लाये हैं दर-ब-दर भटकना.. मौसम कोई भी हो परिंदे परेशान ही रहते हैं...

'बात' उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ' बात ' होती है..!

वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी ...... फिर क्यों उसे 'चाँद' और मुझे 'आवारा' कहते हैं लोग .... ?

उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है...

सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे

सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं .....!

Inspirational Quotes that will change your Life

• “When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.” — Harriet Beecher Stowe

• “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing–that’s why we recommend it daily.” –Zig Ziglar

• “One of the most important keys to Success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even when you dont feel like doing it.” – Unknown

• “The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” ~Lao Tzu

• You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. –Wayne Gretzky

• “We can’t be afraid of change. You may feel very secure in the pond that you are in, but if you never venture out of it, you will never know that there is such a thing as an ocean, a sea. Holding onto something that is good for you now, may be the very reason why you don’t have something better.” — C. Joybell C.

• “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

• “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

• “Chase the vision, not the money, the money will end up following you.” — Tony Hsieh
  

• Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. –Babe Ruth
  

• “I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.” – Albert Einstein
  

• “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” ~Gandhi
  

• “Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.” — J.K. Rowling
  

• Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails.  Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain
  

• You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over.” — Richard Branson
  

• Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs
  

• “There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.” ~Christopher Morley
  

• “The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs
  

• “I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the courage to start all over again.” — Eric Roth
  

• “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” — Bill Gates
  

• I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. –Maya Angelou
  

• “Make each day your masterpiece.” ~John Wooden
  

• “The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.” – Unknown
  

• “The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure that you seek.” — Joseph Campbell
  

• Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. –Anais Nin
  

• “Once you choose hope, anything’s possible.” ~Christopher Reeve
  

• “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray
  

• The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
  

• “Don’t count the days, make the days count.” ~Muhammad Ali
  

• Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. –George Addair
  

MOVE ON STATUS

MOVE ON STATUS

• Things We Lose Have A Way Of Coming Back To Us In The End, If Not Always In The Way We Expect.
  

• Don't Live Life Thinking That What Happened In The Past Will Happen Again. Don't Let The Past Stop You From Living
  
• I Don’t Care How Disappointed I Am, I’m Not Going To Let This Get The Best Of Me. I’m Moving On With My Life.
  
• You Can’t Choose What You Have, But You Can Choose To Be Thankful And Start To Enjoy What You Have.
  
• Live Your Life Without Regrets. Easy To Say, Hell To Apply.. But Yes, We Should Try.
  
• Moving On Is Not Hard. It's When You Remember All The Times You Had Together With Them That Makes It Hard.
  
• Maybe The Reason Why You Have To Stop Loving A Person Is Because Fate Chose Both Of You To Be Friends, When Forever Is A Lot More Possible.
  
• If You're Getting Pushed Away, Don't Hold On. Letting Go When You're Getting Pushed Is The Only Way He Will Feel What It's Like Without You.
  
• We All Have To Live With The Decisions We Have Made In Our Life; The Good, Bad, Right, Wrong, And Immoral.  There Is Nothing You Can Do About It But Move On...
  
• 6 Letters, 2 Words, Easy To Say, Hard To Explain, Harder To Do: "Move On"
  
•  "I've Shared Moments With Music That I Haven't Shared With Anyone Else."
  
• I'VE SEEN A BABY CRY, SECONDS LATER HE LAUGHS.. The Beauty Of Life, Pain Never Lasts
  
• Seriously LIFE Is Better When U Decide You DONT CARE!!
  
• Moving On Doesn't Mean Forgetting It Just Means That You Rather Choose To Be Happy Instead Of Hurt
  
• You Got To Let Go Of The Stuff From Past, Because It Just Doesn't Matter.
  
• We Should Have No Regrets. The Past's Finished. There's Nothing To Be Gained By Going Over It. Whatever It Was, It's Now An Experience.
  
• Wasting Tears For You Is Like Wasting Chocolate For You ...Which I Wouldn't Do :D
  
• Wanting To Go On The Top Of The Mountain, Scream So Loud And Let The Wind Take Away All These Feelings That Are Hurting Me Inside.
  
• When Your Life Gets Crazy, Focus On All The Good Things You Have In Your Life.
  
• Most Of Us, Fall In Love When We Are Lonely.
  
• Even Though It Hurts, You’re My Favorite Pain
  
• Happiness Is A Feeling Of Inner Peace And There Are No Worries, Fears, Or Obsessing Thoughts.
  
• Sometimes We Feel Sad, Alone, And Lonely Without Any Reason.
  
• The Simplest Way To Erase The Sadness Is A Warm Hug From Someone We Love. ♥
  
• Don't Expect Too Much For Something. Because When It Happened Different, You'd Be Mad.
  
• Never Waste Time For Someone Who Doesn't Even Bother Wasting Time Just For You. Be With Someone Who Will Tell You: "Time Is Wasted If I'm Not With You.
  
• The Past Is Behind, Learn From It! The Future Is Ahead, Prepare For It! The Present Is Here, LIVE IT!
  
• I don't change for anyone. Love me for who I am, or I don't need you in my life. 
  
• You Can Win Life By All Means, If You Simply Avoid Two Things In Life. Comparing With Others, And Expecting From Others!
  
• Just Because Something Bad Happened To You Doesn't Mean You're Life's Over. Stop Pitying Yourself & MOVE ON!
  
• You're The Reason Of Your Happiness, Because You're The Only One Who Control It.
  
• The Best Revenge Is No Revenge At All. Instead Move On & Be Happy. In The End You Win!
  
• Learn To Forgive And Forget! Forgive As Many Times As Is Necessary And Then Forget What Is In Your Past To Clear The Way For A New Beginning
  
• God Doesn't Say: "Change Ur Life And I Will Accept U." He Says "I Accept U- Now Let's Change Ur Life."
  
• People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can Imagine. But You Have To Forgive Yourself. Let Go Of What Is Bitter And Move On.
  

55 Best Whatsapp Status ' Quotes '

55 Best Whatsapp Status ' Quotes '

•  Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

•  War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

•  The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

•  You can't be late until you show up.

•  Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions  anyway.

•  Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet..!

•  Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it  telling us to sit down and shut up.

•  I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

•  When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No  one says I'm fantastic.

•  Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.

•  Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

•  They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while    riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

•  That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like  "Damm this shit lets work at McDonald's".

•  Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

•  Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

•  I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

•  I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I  can buy the ingredients?

•  I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

•  I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

•  When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

•  The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

•  One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

•  Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

•  Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

•  I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

•  Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

•  The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

•  People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

•  When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

•  The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

•  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the  husband!

•  I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

•  I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

•  Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have  been finished 10 minutes ago?

•  Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

•  Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same  thing.

•  I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

•  The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

•  The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what  you’re watching.

•  Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and  Pull.

•  If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt  it down & kill it.

•  God is really creative, i mean...Just look at me.

•  Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

•  Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink  not a dead body.

•  Oooooh, That's a bit too Kunal. Let me put a `LOL` at the end of it.

•  Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

•  I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

•  Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

•  When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

•  Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.!!

•  Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

•  The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

• Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

• It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.

• Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

LOVE STATUS

LOVE STATUS

• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet And So Are You!
• Roses Are Re, Violets Are Blue I’ll Save My Last Dance Only To Dance With You.
• No One Can Love Intelligently 'Cause The Nature Of True Love Is Madness. :)
• Love Is Not Something We Find, Love Is Something We DO!
• The Nicest Place To Be In Is Someone's Thoughts.
• Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
• You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter Because I Miss You Always...
• How Do I Spell S_Ccess & _Niq_E Without U? I Cant Even Have F_N, Or Any Good L_Ck. Without U, Looks Like I Cant Survive.
• You Have Two Lips, I Have Two Lips. Why Don't We Put Two And Two Together?'
• Can You Recommend A Good Bank Where I Can Make A Deposit? Because I’m Planning To Save All My Love For You.
• If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet I Would Put U And I Together.
• Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon.
• You Are Hotter Than The Sun, Brighter Than The Moon And Have More Sparkling Than The Stars. What Else Do You Want?
• CUTEST PROPOSAL By A Boy ? Boy: Can U Plz Close Ur Eyes For A Moment? Girl: Ok,Done Boy: Thanx,What A Darkness Isn't It? Girl: Yeah Boy: That Is My Life Without U.?
• There's 6,697,254,041 People In The World But I Want You
• I Always Think Of You Before I Fall Asleep. The Words You Said. The Things We Laughed About, The Silent Moments We Shared.
• The Greatest Symbol Of Love Is Not The Heart. It Is The Cross Because The Heart Stops Beating But The Man On The Cross Never Stops Loving.
• I Don't Know What Happened. One Moment, You Were Just Another Girl I Only Knew The Name Of; The Next, You Were The Girl That I Fell Hard For.
• It's Strange How Love Can Be The Happiest Thing Ever, But Can Cause You The Most Pain.. Yet, Everyone’s Searching For It.
• The Worst Feeling About Being In Love, Is Sitting Back To Back With The Person You Love; And Not Even Being Able To Say 'Hello'.
• You Know What I Want More Than Anything In The World Right Now? To Talk To You, To Be With You, This Very Instant.
• Whenever I Try To NOT Think Of You; You're The Only Person Who Stays In My Mind, No Matter What I Do.
• Maybe I Could Have Loved You Better. Maybe You Should Have Loved Me More. Maybe Our Hearts Were Just Next In Line.
• Your Worst Battle Is Between What You Know And What You Feel.
• You Make Me Laugh At Things That Aren't Funny. You Make Me Smile Without Actually Being Here. You Make My Stomach Flip By A Text.
• Love That We Cannot Have Is The One That Last The Longest, Hurts The Deepest And Feels The Strongest.
• Never Stop Loving Someone Because You Never Know When They Might Start Loving You Back.
• My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.
• Just Because Someone Doesn't Love You The Way You Want Them To, Doesn't Mean They Don't Love You With All They Have.
• No One Ever Gets Tired Of Loving… But Everyone Gets Tired Of Waiting, Assuming, Hearing Promises, Saying Sorry, And All The Hurting.
• Love Is A Feeling, Not A Decision. You Can't Choose Who You Love. If You Could, It Would Be Much Simpler, But Less Magical.
• The Right Way To Kiss A Girl, Push Her Up Against A Wall, Hold Her Arms Above Her Head And Kiss Her Like You Mean It!♥
• Love Me Without Fear, Trust Me Without Questioning, Need Me Without Demanding, Want Me Without Restrictions, And Accept Me Without Change.
• A Pretty Girl Is Nothing, If She Has An Ugly Heart.
• Law Of Love: The More LOVE You Give, The More PAIN You'll Get.
• LOVE = Lesson Of Various Emotions.
• I Don't Know Where I Stand With U, I Don't Know What I Mean To U, All I Know Is Every Time I Think Of U, All I Wanna Do Is Be With You.
• It’s Hard To Pretend You Love Someone When You Don’t, But It’s Even Harder To Pretend You Don’t Love Someone When You Do.
• The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.
• The Hardest Things To Leave Behind Are The Things You Never Had In The First Place.
• Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Fucking Hurts
• If You Have A Chance To Love, Then Do It. Remember: "Love Makes Time Pass, But Too Much Time Will Let Love Pass!"
• There Are Five Words That Mean More Than I Love You And Those Words Are "I'm Here To Stay Forever"
• When Two People Are Meant For Each Other, No Time Is Too Long, No Distance Is Too Far, And No One Can Ever Tear Them Apart.
• Never Pass A Chance To Say "I Love You," To The People You Care About Because We Aren't Promised Tomorrow.
• I Won't Be Your Star. Cause There'r Too Much Stars On The Sky. I Want To Be Your Sun. Cause There's Only One Sun <3 data-blogger-escaped-li="">
• Love With All Your Heart, No Matter How Many Times It Has Or Will Be Broken Because When You're Not Really Loving, You're Not Really Living.
• Love Brings People Together But Trust Keeps Them Together!
• Life Is Beautiful When U Have Someone Who Tells U How Important U Are ♥
• Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Ur Smile.I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out.
• So, That.There's No Space For Tears Your Life.
• Loving Someone And Not Expressing It Is Like Wrapping A Present And Not Giving It
• It’s Stupid To Hold To On To Something That Just Keeps Hurting You, But It’s Also Stupid To Let Go Of Everything You Ever Wanted.
• There Are Those Times When You Are Not Looking For Love, But Then The Most Amazing Person Comes Into Your Life.
• Don't Fall For The One You Love, Fall For The One That Loves You...Because You Can Always Learn To Love, But You Can Never Make Someone Love You. =((
• The More You Hide Your Feelings For Someone, The More You Fall For Them.
• There is nothing more attractive than a girl with good taste in music
• I Can't Set My Hopes Too High. Because Every Hello Ends With A Goodbye.
• Your Heart Is One Of Your Most Prized Possessions. So Be Careful Who You Give It To.
• Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!
• Loneliness Is A SPECIAL ENJOYMENT When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others...
• When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.
• I Know I Am MAD For Her But Dont Know Why Am Not MADE For Her.

SAD STATUS

SAD STATUS

• Sometimes Good People Need To Leave Your Life To Make Room For Better People To Come In.

• It's Funny How You Think You Actually Mean Something To Someone, & They Just Turn Around & Prove You Wrong.

• It's Ironic How Sometimes, The Harder You Want To Avoid Something, The Quicker It Will Get To You.

• When A Person Cannot Answer Directly To Your Question Probably The Answer Is Too Painful For You To Know Or Too Hard For Them To  Admit...:'(

• No One In D World Has D Ability 2stop Their Tears When Their Loved Ones Say 2 Them "Dont Leave Me , I Need You" Or "Leave Me I Dint Need You

• Some Dreams Weren't Meant To Come True....I Learned That From You.

• It's Really Painful To Say Goodbye To Someone That You Don't Want To Let Go But Its Even More Painful To Ask Someone To Stay If They Never Wanted To Stay.

• Unfortunately, We Believe The Liars, Trust The Backstabbers, And Like The Heartbreakers We Are All Just Stories In The End.

• Drifting Apart From People You Once Used To Be So Close With Sucks.

• It Sucks When You Miss Someone Who Does Not Miss You Back.

• When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In.

• Missing Someone Who Doesn't Miss You Back In Return Is Probably One Of The Worst Feelings Anyone Can Feel.

• The Opposite Of Love Is Not Hate But To Avoid. If U Dont Love Me Then Hate Me But Plz Dont Avoid Me.. It Hurts...! :'(

• I Used To Miss You So Much, But It Never Seemed Like You Missed Me. I Guess Because Of That, I Stopped Missing You.

• Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They'll Notice. If They Don't, You Know Where You Stand.

• You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

• There's Always Going To Be That One Person You Always Want To Be With Even After You Find Out They Don't Want To Be With You.

• My Feelings For You Are Like A Boomerang. Whenever I Try To Get Rid Of It By Throwing It All Away, It Constantly Finds A Way To Get Back.

• You Have Given And Taken A Lot From Me. You Gave Me A Reason To Smile, But You Took Away My Ability To Love Anybody Else.

• They Say Time Heals All Wounds, But All It's Done Is Give Me More Time To Think About How Much I Miss You.

• I Hate Those Moments Right Before You Go To Sleep, When You Are  Forced To Think About All The Things You Tried So Hard To Forget.

• People Think That If You Love Somebody Hard Enough, Then Everything Is Just Gonna Work Out. People Are Wrong

• Who Knew That The Person That Kills Me Inside Is The Person I Need In Order To Live?

• People Cry Not Because Love Ends, But Because It Still Continues, Even If It's Over.

• Forgetting Someone Is Impossible. You Remember Everything. You May Not Think Of Them For Years At A Time, But You Don't Know How To Forget.

• No Matter What They Do Or What They Say, Or How Many Times They Hurt You, You Can't Let Them Go Because They Just Mean So Much To You.

• When U Get Attracted To Sum1. U Will Realize What Is Love.. When That Sum1 Starts Avoiding U.. U Will Realize What Is Life.

• Loneliness Is A Special Enjoyment When Chosen By Ourself..!! But Hard To Digest When Gifted By Others...

• Pleasure Of Love Lasts But A Moment, Pain Of Love Lasts A Lifetime.

• For Once In My Life, I'm At A Loss Of Words.The Truth Of The Matter Is Being With You Was The Only Time I Have Ever Been Happy.

• Sometimes Life Isn't Fair. We Don't Always End Up With The Person We Thought Was "The One".

• Biggest Mistake You Can Make Is To Care For Someone More Than Yourself, Because Then You Are Just Setting Yourself Up For Disappointment.

• Boundaries Are Necessary So That You Can Protect Yourself, Because Once You're Broken, You'll Never Be Fully Fixed.

• Loving Someone Who Doesn't Feel The Same Way Is Like Using A White Crayon On A White Paper. It's Always Invisible.

• The Worse Thing Is Caring About Someone, Wondering How They Are When The Truth Is, They've Stopped Wondering About You A Long Time Ago.

• Who Said Water Helps In Putting Off Fire?If So,Then. Why Don't Tears Heal The Burn In One's Heart!

• It Is Easy To See When Someone Is Happy , But Hard To See When They Are Faking Their Happiness Just To Hide Their Broken Heart . </3

• No Matter How Bad Someone Makes You Cry, Hurts You, Or Makes U Feel The Worse U Can Be You Get Back Up And Thank Them For Making You Stronger Each Time <3

• Love Is The Slowest Suicide, And You Can't Stop It, Even Though It's Killing You On The Inside, You Just Have To Live With All The Pain Until It's Finally Over

• I Love You And That Is True, But That Is The Difference Between Me And You. My Love Is Real , To You Its Just Another 3 Words You Say

• Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?

• I May Not Be Prefect, But I'm The Best You'll Ever Have. You'll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.

• The Worst Thing About Falling For Someone Is Thinking They Will  Catch You In Their Arms But Instead They Watch You Fall And Hit The Ground... Broken.

• My Eyes Are Hurting Cause I Cant See You,, My Arms Are Empty Cause I Cant Hold You,, My Lips Are Cold Cause I Cant Kiss You,, My Heart Is Broken & I Miss You <3

• It Just Makes Me Realize How Weird Life Is... That The Exact Same Moment That I Meant Nothing To You, You Meant Everything To Me...

• Sometimes It Hurts To Care So Much. You Wonder Why You Bother Yet Continue To Do So. Wish I Could Be Like Others Who Are Able To Easily Stop Caring & Move On.

• A Heart Dies, When Its Not Able To Share Its Feelings But A Heart Kills It Self When Another Heart Does Not Understand Its Feeling...!!"

• Why Do We Love People Who Don't Love Us Back, Why Do We Try For  People Who Don't Care, Why Do People Pretend To Be Your Friends If They're Really Not !!!

• My Silence Spoke A Thousand Words...But She Never Heard Them

• Don't Trust Too Much, Don't Love Too Much And Don't Hope Too Much .. Because That Too Much Can Hurt You In The Same Way So Much !

• I Walk Around With A Smile On My Face, But Underneath Is The Lonely Tears That Only Come Out At Night After Everyone Goes To Sleep...Praying Things Get Better!

• It Hurts To Love Someone And Not Be Loved In Return, But What Hurts More Is To Love Someone, And Never Find The Courage To Let Them Know How You Feel.

• It's Hard To Wait Around For Something You Know Might Never Happen; But It's Even Harder To Give Up When You Know It's Everything You Want.

• I Don’t Believe That Time Heals Everything. Minutes, Hours, Months, And Years Just Give You More Time To Realize What You’re Missing.

• Breaking Up Is Just Like Having The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream

• The Hardest To Do Is Waking Up Without You.

• It's Amazing How Someone Can Break Your Heart And You Can Still Love Them With All The Little Pieces

• I Would Give Up Everything For One Moment With You; For One Moment Is Better Than A Lifetime Of Not Knowing You

• In My Dreams You're Mine Forever

• The Worst Feeling In The World Is Giving All The Love You Have And Knowing It Will Never Be Returned

• True Love Will Never Fade Unless It Was A Lie

• You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Than You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?

• Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain

• A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know Because I Cried

• I Hate This Feeling, It's One I Know All To Well, It's A Thing Called Heartbreak And It Hurts Like Hell

• Where There Is Love, There Is Pain

• Love Is Like Heaven But Can Hurt Like Hell

• Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing She Meant Everything To You And You Meant Nothing To Her

• I Miss You More Than You'll Ever Know

• Once Upon A Time I Was Falling In Love, But Now Im Falling Apart

• You Taught Me How To Love; You Taught Me How To Live; You Taught Me How To Laugh; You Taught Me How To Cry, But When You Left, You Forgot To Teach Me How To Forget You.

• You Never Know What You Have Until You Lose It, And Once You Lose It, You Can Never Get It Back.

• My Heart Was Taken By You... Broken By You... And Now It Is In Pieces Because Of You.

• Love Is Like Falling Down... In The End You're Left Hurt, Scarred, And With A Memory Of It Forever.

• You're The One Who Broke My Heart, You're The Reason My World Fell Apart, You're The One Who Made Me Cry, Yet I'm Still In Love With You And I Don't Know Why.

• A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know Because I've Tried, Neither Would A Million Tears, I Know I've Cried.

• Wanting Him Is Hard To Forget, Loving Him Is Hard To Regret, Losing Him Is Hard To Accept, But Even With All The Hurt I've Felt, Letting Go Is The Most Painful Yet.

• Sometimes The Memories Are Worth The Pain.

• Sometime You Just Have To Hold Your Head Up High, Blink Away The Tears And Say Good-Bye.

• For A Few Minutes You Made Me Feel As Though I Actually Meant Something To Someone.

• We Are Afraid To Care To Much, For Fear That The Other Person Does Not Care At All.

• People Think It Is Holding On That Makes You Stronger, But Sometimes It's Letting Go.

• I Made A Choice To Finally Let Go, Because I Can't Stand The Pain, It's Time For My Last Tear To Fall And Smile Again.

• I Cried Today... Not Because I Miss You... Or Even Wanted You... But Because I Realized I'm Gonna Be All Right Without You.

• I Wish He Meant It When He Kissed Me Cause Then I Could Look Back And See Someone Who Loved Me But I Can Only Go Back And See Someone Who Used Me.

• You Always Say You Hate To See Me Hurt, And You Hate To See Me Cry. So All Those Times That You Hurt Me, Did You Close Your Eyes?

• So... From Now On... When You Think Of Me... Just Remember That I Could've Been The Best Thing You Ever Had.

• You Hurt Me More Then I Deserve, How Can You Be So Cruel? I Love You More Then You Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?

• You Asked Me What Was Wrong, I Smiled And Said Nothing, When You Turned Around And A Tear Came Down And I Whispered To Myself... Everything Is.

• You Wonder Why I Don't Talk To You Anymore And Please Believe Me When I Say It's Not That I Don't Want To, It's Just That Everything I Want To Say I Can't Tell You Anymore.

• I Don't Know Which I Would Rather Believe... That You Never Did Care Or That You Eventually Stopped.

• Hold My Hand, Just One More Time, So I Can Remind Myself Why It Is That I Can't Get Over You.

• I Think Its Time I Let You Go... And That Is Hard To Do Because Part Of Me Will Be In Love With You For The Rest Of My Life.

• While I Was Holding On All You Did Was Let Go.

• Sometimes It's Better To Be Alone. No One Can Hurt You That Way.

• I Just Wonder How Many People Never Get The One They Want, But End Up With The One They're Supposed To Have.

ATTITUDE STATUS

ATTITUDE STATUS

• If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. ;) :D
• When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_
• If you are good at something, never do it for free :D
• I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
• Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.
• if you think I am bad, then come to me I’ll give you more better reason to hate me.
• every person who walks into my life.. Teaches me how can i make it best than better..
• Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
• You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
• Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
• I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
• women don’t make fools of men…..most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
• when you’re talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the bitch you don’t like, walks by.
• Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
• I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
• you will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
• It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
• I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
• It's kind of fun to make the impossible !.
• Honesty is the best gift you can give.
• If you don't care, stop talking about it.
• You should never play with someones heart!!!
• Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
• Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original
• My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
• I enjoy when people shows attitude to me
• You can do anything, but not everything
• Always spend your valuable time with your self...
• People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.".....
• The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
• I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.......
• When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.....
• I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later......
• Will love you till my last breathe...."
• Smile is noting like always happy...."
• Work less..sleep more..live longer!.....
• I wish people looked like their personalities......"Don't hurt someone who is special in your life......."
• Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!
• Take my advice , i don"t use it.
• People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
• My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
• The only people who does not give the real pain in life are our Enemies.
• Tell me the secret Or I’ll blow off your big nose
• Me…..myself…and I..!!
• I don’t have your attitude I have my own.
• My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….
• Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
• I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abtu???
• I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
• My Attitude is based on how you treat me.
• Beautiful face. Beautiful body.Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
• Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
• The most positive men are the most credulous.
• My Philosophy …drink Triple, See Double and Act Single 
• Don’t Copy My Style.
• I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
• Attitude In My Bones.
• Always be happy and Be positive.
• Attitude and personality are two different things...MyPersonality stays within me wherever I am....My Attitude depends on the people in front of me.....
• Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"
• My attitude depends on the people in front of me...."
• Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…...then i simply replied..." BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"
• Love is not time pass."
• I don't insult people , I just describe them
• There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE...
• I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...
• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"
• Smile is noting like always happy...."
• Will love you till my last breathe...."